Oskar, a blind 8-week old kitten, playing with his toys for the first time. x
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
I want to scream, run, smash my way out of it but I’m frozen, helpless to do anything but fervently hope I’ll die before I reach the shadowy figures awaiting me above.
Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Tom Hiddleston.
#i’m so sorry you’re trapped #on this elevator #oh dear# do you want my coat #my emergency tea #yes you can have the biscuits too #oh this must be so terrible for you #would you like seventy hugs #a couple of kisses maybe #oh God why are you dead?
you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart